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New CD! Serpentine

Our brand new album, Serpentine, is now available! 16 songs for 15 bucks (plus shipping)... that's a better deal than iTunes!

The CD features ukulele, trombone, guitar, tuba, drums, cornet, clarinet, slide whistle... oh my gosh! Just more than we can list here!

This is not only our most ambitious project to date, but it's also the first one that features the new line-up of Thadd, Hobbit, Sketch and, the "new kid on the block," salamandir on tuba.

We've got two covers on it but the rest are all original tunes! Here's the track list:

  1. Say Hello To Mister Snake
  2. FAIL!
  3. 20th Century Fads
  4. Even Your Best Friends
  5. Naughty Monkey
  6. Sausage
  7. Light Fingers Louie
  8. Flower of Shanghai
  9. Misery Loves Company
  10. Don't Get Around Much Anymore
  11. I'm Gonna Get Me A Lawyer
  12. Night Train Waltz
  13. Teddy Bear's Picnic
  14. Serpentine
  15. Happy Ending Waltz
  16. Don't Quit The Day Job

You can listen to the tunes at Snake Suspenderz' BandCamp page, as well as buying them as downloads — and naming your own price when you do! — in all sorts of cool flavors (high bitrate mp3's, flac files, ogg vorbis...).

Check out the great review from the March 2009 issue of Ukulele Player Magazine!

Extended liner notes are now available (1.8Mb pdf file), including lyrics and inside stories from the making of the recording. If you'd like the CD, you can buy it right here.

Buy Now!
If you're from the U.S. or Canada, you can click on the PayPal button to order and pay for our CD via your credit card. Please note that the seller will appear as "Howlin' Hobbit Dot Com". If you don't wish to order online you can send a check or money order for $18.00 to:
Thaddeus Spae
Box 46141
Seattle, WA 98146

Buy Now!
For our friends in other lands, we apologize... but the post offices of our nations have conspired to make shipping a LOT more expensive and we have to charge you $6.50 to ship it. You can click this PayPal button or send an International Money Order for $21.50 (drawn in U.S. funds, please) to Thaddeus at the address above.

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We were sure flattered when the Naked Uke ezine voted Preliminary Slither #6 in their list of the "TOP 20 UKULELE MUSIC CDs of 2004"!

Preliminary Slither, Snake Suspenderz first CD, is still available! 10 songs, 10 bucks (plus $3.00 shipping)... such a deal!

This is the CD from back in the olden days... when we were a duo.

The CD features ukulele, trombone, guitar and assorted other instruments as well as a special guest appearance by Artis the Spoonman!

"We love your CD! We've been listening to it all week."

-- Red Light Ruby (of the Lucky Devil Girly Show)

You can read reviews here.

Here's the track list. We've put two tracks up for you to have a sample listen. Click on "hi-fi" if you're on a high speed connection, "lo-fi" if you're on dial-up.

  1. Slow Boat to China
  2. Keepin' Up With My Jones
  3. Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
  4. Street Performer Therapy
  5. That's How Judi
  6. [hi-fi lo-fi]
  7. Peoria
  8. Viper Drag
  9. A Big Glass of Water
  10. Swing Anatomy
  11. Get It Right the First Time
  12. [hi-fi lo-fi]

"I confess to my expectations being fairly high. And they were, of course, met and exceeded. You've produced a lovely CD - the pairing of strings with bass trombone is a real winner."

-- Uncle Rufus

Buy Now!
If you're from the U.S. or Canada, you can click on the PayPal button to order and pay for our CD via your credit card. Please note that the seller will appear as "Howlin' Hobbit Dot Com". If you don't wish to order online you can send a check or money order for $13.00 to:
Thaddeus Spae
Box 46141
Seattle, WA 98146

Buy Now!
For our friends in other lands, we apologize... but the post offices of our nations have conspired to make shipping a LOT more expensive and we have to charge you $6.50 to ship it. You can click this PayPal button or send an International Money Order for $16.50 (drawn in U.S. funds, please) to Thaddeus at the address above.

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Hey Kids! Now you too can have your very own World Famous Snake Suspenderz Hypno-Disk ButtonTM!
  • Impress Your Friends!
  • Rule The World!
  • Fun For All!

Buy Now!
Just click the PayPal button and we'll rush you your own World Famous Snake Suspenderz Hypno-Disk ButtonTM for just $1.50... and we're such sports we'll even include free shipping!

This 1.25" button makes a great gift and a superb accent to your favorite ensemblé, whether black tee and jeans or white tie and tails! It features our very own mascot, Mr. SnakeTM... and doesn't he just look natty? C'mon! You know you want one!

Now just stare intently at the picture... you will buy! You will buy! Just click the button... it's so easy!

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